Sunday 12 October 2014

Ants, ISIS and Human Pheromones

Of late i've been spending a lot of time analyzing ants. Yes, Ants. They have inundated my home and i've been trying to figure them out as i look for ways to get rid of them.

Have you ever wondered how these tiny ants communicate with each other so efficiently without even making a sound that we could hear? How they come out of nowhere and the next thing you know is that there’s a whole army? A single ant may hardly be able to do anything but when they get together they can literally create a mountain. If you observe them enough, you will notice that they are quite disciplined in their own way and extremely hardworking. Well, as many of you might know, ants are known to emit a chemical trail known as pheromones through which they communicate with each other. They leave a scent (pheromones) in patterns and the proportion of the scent determines whether or not the ant scouts were successful in finding food and the rest of the ants simply follow the path with the strongest scent.

Another group that has caught my curiosity off late is ISIS. Before i begin to talk about them let me clearly state that ISIS and the Al-Qaeda are a problem that must be dealt with, and i condemn their actions in totality. But what i am really concerned about is how did ISIS manage to grow as big as it has without having been noticed by any intelligence groups or their spies all over the world? Or was it noticed and allowed to grow this big? Or do they possess some pheromone-esque compounds that enable them to grow undetected? And from where do they get their funding and weapons? Yes, they may be a fragmented element of the Al-Qaeda, but it is difficult to understand how did they manage to get the resources as they have with such apparent ease? Are they effectively serving a larger purpose that we may not be aware of? Or are their followers simply being blinded by the so called dollar scholars who mislead everyone and make money for themselves in the process?

Groups like ISIS and Al- Qaeda do not exist in a vacuum and neither is their reaction as a resistance effort to what they regard as an unjust occupation justified. And if they do have some form of human pheromones or have been able to navigate their means successfully then we must find out how they do so and perhaps use the same technique against them to stop them. But do we use violence against them in the same way as they have been doing? Do we effectively become them by doing so? As big a fan i am of Pope Francis, i was appalled by his endorsement of the war against ISIS. Not that i have anything good to say about groups like ISIS which are apparently trying to revive a failed system of the caliphate by all the wrong means (cannot tolerate such ideologies myself), i would have expected a better solution from the Pope. But then again, we all seem to want our priests and leaders to be the kind of people we do not ourselves have the discipline to be. And so the question, how else do we stop hard-line groups like these?

Ants are known to have a conspicuously large head and a butt just as large. Groups like ISIS similarly have ‘heads’ while there is no question of ‘if’s-and-butts’ among the other members of the group. They simply follow orders without any questions. And if you ever try and flick an ant away it will always try and come back to the same spot again. It just does not give up. They always remind me of this Paul Newman film, called Cool Hand Luke, which is amongst my all time favorites. It is about the indomitability of the human spirit in the face of oppression, something that ISIS might seem to project as well. And as it did with Paul Newman in the film, this spirit and determination might help mislead people towards them and in support of them. The anti-hero often gets celebrated while all his flaws are ignored.

When you kill certain ants and insects, they emit strong scents, which attract even more of their species towards them. Killing members of the ISIS similarly may not be a solution as you can kill a person but not an ideology. Or perhaps, as a wise man once said, only when you have a couple of ants in your pants, crawling around your testicles, will you realize that violence is not an option.

I have been watching a lot of debates and a lot of people identify ISIS as a Muslim problem. It is unjust to paint the entire Muslim community with the same brush and label them as a part of ISIS or similar groups. As Obama had rightly said, ISIS does not belong to any religion and what they do is not what any religion preaches. I hope you are able to see through the rhetoric that we are fed, and not mistake my thoughts to be facile generalizations or surrogate advertising or propaganda in favor of any group.


If one has to get rid of ants, then perhaps the best way is to understand pheromones, and manipulate their path by using scents similar to pheromones against them. If you succeed, you will never have an issue with them and you won't have to go to the extent of killing them either. Planting mint in your house can destroy their sense of smell as well and that would make it less likely that the ants would enter your house. And similarly, if we need to solve the problems created by ISIS we must understand them correctly and the right form of knowledge and education might help to defeat their purpose. They may seem to be complicated or difficult solutions to the problems but do let me know if you have better ones. But when we can understand something as complicated as Pheromones and make it work the way we'd like to then i'm sure we can do better with our own species.